I am a software mercenary (or prostitute, if you prefer). I will code in whatever mode is needed to get the job done for my client.

OK, I clearly don’t have mastery in every language ever written. That list is enormous and growing (seemingly daily). But I have worked in Fortran, Algol, Basic, Pascal, Multiple assembly languages, C, C++, C#, Python, HTML (not really a language per se), Javascript, Powershell, SQL, Bash, Swift and probably several others I can’t recall off the top of my head.

And when I wasn’t coding, I did a multitude of other jobs: Delivery driver, furniture mover, janitor. Pretty much whatever someone was willing to pay me to do (within bounds).

Also, I make things. Mostly functional things, but occasionally aesthetically pleasing. Or at least not too ugly. But I am no artist and definitely favor function over form. Wood, metal, plastic, electronic and mechanical.